Why write a bio when these iPhone notes will do it.


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never the cheap kind

outta the way, Snickers

Here's what else makes me put the pen to paper:

One time I met a stranger on a plane and we talked for three hours. That wasn't enough, so I wrote about it.

do you even know art??`

Another time I translated a 170-page screenplay from Ukrainian to English. This was a lot of typing.

I wouldn't have been an English major without an entire portfolio of sappy college poetry.

dramatic note to self

must. only. watch. british. CRIME.

does anyone know