Why write a bio when these iPhone notes will do it.
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never the cheap kind
outta the way, Snickers
Here's what else makes me put the pen to paper:
One time I met a stranger on a plane and we talked for three hours. That wasn't enough, so I wrote about it.
do you even know art??`
Another time I translated a 170-page screenplay from Ukrainian to English. This was a lot of typing.
I wouldn't have been an English major without an entire portfolio of sappy college poetry.
dramatic note to self
must. only. watch. british. CRIME.
does anyone know